Drinking Atticat!
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Get in first. Not only will you seem more generous, but you'll save some cash: most of your boozing buddies won't have arrived yet.
• If you are the late arrival, offer to buy a round as a matter of urgency. Yes, that means before you have taken your coat off.
• Slowcoaches can't opt into a round unless they have drunk more than half of their last one.
• Designated drivers don't buy rounds. If they have got to put up with your drunken chat all evening, the least you can do is subsidise their tomato juice.
• The most expensive drink in a round shouldn't cost more than twice the price of the cheapest. So champagne is out, as are Long Island Ice Teas. Unless your boss is buying, in which case: fair game.
• If you need to leave, you must wait till you've bought your next round. Repeat until closing time.
Get in first. Not only will you seem more generous, but you'll save some cash: most of your boozing buddies won't have arrived yet.
• If you are the late arrival, offer to buy a round as a matter of urgency. Yes, that means before you have taken your coat off.
• Slowcoaches can't opt into a round unless they have drunk more than half of their last one.
• Designated drivers don't buy rounds. If they have got to put up with your drunken chat all evening, the least you can do is subsidise their tomato juice.
• The most expensive drink in a round shouldn't cost more than twice the price of the cheapest. So champagne is out, as are Long Island Ice Teas. Unless your boss is buying, in which case: fair game.
• If you need to leave, you must wait till you've bought your next round. Repeat until closing time.
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