Bombshelled

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Dear HOT Tall Nordic looking Blonde girl,

I'm writing this to apologize for the inappropriate behavior during our brush with existence. My social ineptness can be demonstrated through the way I stutter when I speak to the likes of yourself and the sudden chill that sends a tingle all the way down my spine. Perhaps the above a form of twisted flattery...

However, whatever aloofness that you may hold over the tubby kind as myself was shattered this morning. I regret the behavior that coursed out of my being. I just couldn't hold in the laugh when you put a foot on the elevator and it screamed "This lift is overloaded!" But hey, I wasn't the only one...

Kelvin

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