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Thinking of:Shackled, Vertical Horizon

Across the world, A- level results are released today. However, the issue this year has been the high level of passes and the number of As obtained, 22.8% of A levels this year have been given the gold standard of an A. The situation provokes an investigation to the level of the A levels and a discussion on the markedly higher pass rates.

Well, since the label of failure is a rarity at this point, Alton Towers (big theme park) has indeed offered free entries to people who can bring along a result slip which can prove that the holder has actually failed his or her A- levels. Though really, I don’t see who in their right mind would want to go around rides at Alton Towers, though the concept of “Oblivion” might seem pretty feasible, after all the taste of failure is bitter (been there, done that). A roller coaster ride with a crying A- level failure in the seat ahead may cause waterfalls and pelting of tears, so beware! Yet I can so imagine a raging “intelligent” townie going rampage at the park, destructing million dollar rides and cursing everybody (hopefully to be expelled from the park) and degenerating to your regular “You don’t belong here” styled townie.

For the British at least, failure isn’t much of a “try harder next time” agenda seeing as to university fees will be increased next year to approximate 3000 pounds per year, leading to an increase in debt by graduation time. My personal opinion on the fee increase is left aside here.

Well, I’ll be stopping by at Crewe in a short while, so I guess I’ll end this here… Tadaa!!

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