Armor for the armourous
Listening to:
Thinking of:
Top ten injuries suffered: 1 Carpet burns; 2 Pulled back; 3 Twisted wrist; 4 Twisted ankle; 5 Bruised bottom; 6 Bruised leg; 7 Grazed elbows; 8 Scratched back; 9 Bumped head; 10 Broken bones.
There we go, sex is a violent thing. In the UK, at least. Survey conducted by Ann Summers, sample size: 2000
And I'm surprised bite marks aren't in there at all (source, various friends)
Thinking of:
Top ten injuries suffered: 1 Carpet burns; 2 Pulled back; 3 Twisted wrist; 4 Twisted ankle; 5 Bruised bottom; 6 Bruised leg; 7 Grazed elbows; 8 Scratched back; 9 Bumped head; 10 Broken bones.
There we go, sex is a violent thing. In the UK, at least. Survey conducted by Ann Summers, sample size: 2000
And I'm surprised bite marks aren't in there at all (source, various friends)
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