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Leamington Spa, UK: AChinese Malaysian creature was thought to have lost it's mind and was seen climbing door posts in a house in this town. Witnesses in this usually sleepy spa town have laid claim that the creature was indeed balancing while reading University of Warwick's School of Engineering lecture notes (Heat transfer theory and design to be precise). In fact, one went to say "The phrase of driving me up the wall has taken a whole new perspective."
representatives from the university have not released any comment about this simian like behavior. Speculation is rife among professors, fellow students and folk about the cause of such a disturbing sight of untanned legs at eye level (blamed mostly on the changeable British weather and a long winter). Some point fingers at the upcoming university examinations which is said to cause a rise in strange sightings and anti social behavior amongst the towns folk. Symptoms range from self mumbling with noses stuck in pages and two legged panda crawls around town. Other eye witnesses have also pointed out that the victim/ culprit consumed a white ball which is best described as good tasting brimming with sugary goodness on the box found somewhere in the vicinity. Forensic experts have yet to be called in to confirm such a substance.
Some say it is a final plea for attention to the needs to release examination solutions before the papers. Authorities plea that the creature not be fed with further sugary foods should it act up again and start climbing to the roof.
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representatives from the university have not released any comment about this simian like behavior. Speculation is rife among professors, fellow students and folk about the cause of such a disturbing sight of untanned legs at eye level (blamed mostly on the changeable British weather and a long winter). Some point fingers at the upcoming university examinations which is said to cause a rise in strange sightings and anti social behavior amongst the towns folk. Symptoms range from self mumbling with noses stuck in pages and two legged panda crawls around town. Other eye witnesses have also pointed out that the victim/ culprit consumed a white ball which is best described as good tasting brimming with sugary goodness on the box found somewhere in the vicinity. Forensic experts have yet to be called in to confirm such a substance.
Some say it is a final plea for attention to the needs to release examination solutions before the papers. Authorities plea that the creature not be fed with further sugary foods should it act up again and start climbing to the roof.
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