Listening to: You make me feel like a natural woman, Celine Dion
Thinking of:
This is a little warning kids, keep your clothes on in the park...
Well, a pair who decided to go au' natural at the Bon Accord Terrace Gardens, Aberdeen had to walk home naked covered with just 3 sheets of newspaper as they were caught in the act by a thief who decided that knicking people's clothes while they were shagging in the bushes for a fun thing to do.
Whats more, the 23-year-old woman was left to walk half a mile home through Aberdeen city centre. To add salt to the wound, as she arrived back to her flat, she discovered her housemate had locked her out and her keys were in her stolen jacket.
The cause of undressing has later been cited as inability to remain sober.
After writing this nonsence, I thought the song title was kinda apt... in a twisted sort of sense
Thinking of:
This is a little warning kids, keep your clothes on in the park...
Well, a pair who decided to go au' natural at the Bon Accord Terrace Gardens, Aberdeen had to walk home naked covered with just 3 sheets of newspaper as they were caught in the act by a thief who decided that knicking people's clothes while they were shagging in the bushes for a fun thing to do.
Whats more, the 23-year-old woman was left to walk half a mile home through Aberdeen city centre. To add salt to the wound, as she arrived back to her flat, she discovered her housemate had locked her out and her keys were in her stolen jacket.
The cause of undressing has later been cited as inability to remain sober.
After writing this nonsence, I thought the song title was kinda apt... in a twisted sort of sense
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